Writing should be like skirts. Long enough to cover what it needs to cover and short enough to maintain interest.

I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.

There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries.

Most of the answers to the world could be answered with our bodies.

New York exists for me. Not me for it.

The only hope we have are our bodies. We're all trapped in them and we all hate them, and it's this reason why we're comic and not tragic.

Everybody is so goddamn sure of themselves, it just makes you realize this is the curse of the modern world.