Emperors are vain and useless things.

This is the power of the Goliath, that no one on earth, Clanker or Darwinist, can escape. So we all must learn to share the globe, or perish together!

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly.

It doesn't take much convincing to make someone believe they're better than everyone else.

That Shay was in possesion of hand grenades was a comforting thought showed what kind of night this had become.

maybe when you look at your face 50 times its really not that interesting anymore