I love my virginity to the apocalypse.

He thinks Goliath can end the war," Alek managed at last. "The man wants peace!" "As do we all," Count Volger said. "But there are many ways to end a war. Some are more peaceful than others.

You young things are too easily persuaded by the touch of lips.

High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You just had to provide the laugh track.

And it was pretty clear that no prince was showing up, or at least that he was really late.

That was one problem with dramatic exits: Sometimes they wound up making you look like a bubblehead.

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