I can’t imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.

A rat called Possible New Strain was sitting under a spaghetti strainer held down with a pile of journalism textbooks, saying rude things in rat-speak.

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

You see, freedom has a way of destroying things.

Dare to ask, "Where is my novel too simple?"

As one does a bear riding a bicycle. One sees it so rarely. (Spoken by Volger, on Deryn)

I love you all. But it's time to say good-bye, for now. be careful with the world, or the next time we meet, it might get ugly. -Tally Youngblood