You're splitting?" "No sh*it, Sherlock.

Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'." "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar.

And the worst thing was, there were no mirrors out there in the wild, so the princess was left wondering whether she in fact was still beautiful... or if the fall had changed the story completely.

Maybe that was the price of loving someone: You lost your grasp of where they ended and you began.

With everything so perfect, reality seemed somehow fragile, as if the slightest interruption could imperil her pretty future... all of it felt as tenuous as a soap bubble, shivering and empty.

She smiled, turning toward Alek. "You don't know what a friend you have in Dylan.

A little drama wins more friends than boring.