you just took on five million years of evolution again
We're not freaks, Tally. We're normal. We may not be gorgeous, but at least we're not hyped-up Barbie dolls.
A little drama wins more friends than boring.
Irony is always the best weapon against fascism.
A rat called Possible New Strain was sitting under a spaghetti strainer held down with a pile of journalism textbooks, saying rude things in rat-speak.
The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit.