The world rests upon a turtle, which itself stands on the back of an elephant!” Alek tried not to laugh. “Then what does the elephant stand on, madam?” “Don’t try to be clever, young man.” She narrowed her eyes. “It’s elephants all the way down!

I make it a policy never to appear surprised" - Dr Barlow

Listen, you bubblehead-up-until-five-minutes-ago.

maybe when you look at your face 50 times its really not that interesting anymore

People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick.

Left alone, human beings are a plague. They multiply relentlessly, consuming every resource, destroying everything they touch.

Wow," came a familiar voice, "Hypochondriac killed the cat." -Dess