My mom does all the grocery shopping.

If I could live a parallel life, I would be a sitcom star; being in front of a live audience would be great.

I was always enamored with TV shows and movies. But you didn't grow up in my town and turn into an actor.

You can't do your work worrying about what people will think of it - you kind of just have to do your work.

I'm not planning a career change - not unless they need someone who constantly falls on the ice and is out of breath all the time.

My mom does all the grocery shopping.

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.