High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing......everything else is just figure skating.
The better the coaching has become, the worse the game has become.
Every boo on the road is a cheer.
The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.
I knew your father before you did, and I don't think he'd be too proud of what you're doing right now.
There is nothing so uncertain as a sure thing.