If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

If anything could have pulled me out of retirement it would have been an Indiana Jones film.

Only 4 percent of all the companies owned in Scotland have their head offices in Scotland.

There's a lot of fantasy about what Scotland is, and the shortbread tins and that sort of thing.

I've never kept a record of anything. I gave away everything: all the posters, the memorabilia that would have been helpful - and financially rewarding.

When you hear someone from the very north of Scotland speaking, I think its nice, very musical and harmonious.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.