My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

Everything I have done or attempted to do for Scotland has always been for her benefit, never my own and I defy anyone to prove otherwise.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Either what we hold to be right and good and true IS right and good and true, for all mankind, or we're just another robber tribe.