My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

Ever since the introduction of psychoanalysis there have been too many terms to excuse behavior and phrases that can be [used] to explain everything.

There's something fundamentally wrong with a system where there's been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.

I don't know anything about baseball.

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

But I wouldn't call myself sadistic.

I left Scotland when I was 16 because I had no qualifications for anything but the Navy, having left school at 13.