Personally I give us . . . one chance of three.

The media already attempts to assassinate my character in Scotland when I'm there, so my position is much more effective if I'm outside Scotland and am part of the voice of what the Scottish National Party is about.

After I began to make some money, my brain-damaged accountant put me in one business after another that went bad. The only one that panned out was a small bank, an old Scottish firm with London offices in Pall Mall. I was a director. We sold out to a larger bank. That was the only successful venture I've had, apart from acting.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

There's a lot of fantasy about what Scotland is, and the shortbread tins and that sort of thing.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

Either what we hold to be right and good and true IS right and good and true, for all mankind, or we're just another robber tribe.