Personally I give us . . . one chance of three.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

Be careful what you shoot at . . . most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

How peaceful life would be without love. How safe, how tranquil and how dull.

A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?