I'm an actor - it's not brain surgery. If I do my job right, people won't ask for their money back.

There's one major difference between James Bond and me. He is able to sort out problems!

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Be careful what you shoot at . . . most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament.

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.