Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.

A lament in one ear, maybe, but always a song in the other

That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

The artist's life is to be where life is, active life, found in neither ivory tower nor concrete shelter; he must be out listening to everything, looking at everything, and thinking it all out afterward.

Is America a land of God where saints abide for ever? Where golden fields spread fair and broad, where flows the crystal river? Certainly not flush with saints, and a good thing, too, for the saints sent buzzing into man's ken now are but poor-mouthed ecclesiastical film stars and clich?-shouting publicity agents. Their little knowledge bringing them nearer to their ignorance, ignorance bringing them nearer to death, but nearness to death no nearer to God.

There's no reason to bring religion into it. I think we ought to have as great a regard for religion as we can, so as to keep it out of as many things as possible.