Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

I've always enjoyed reading history, particularly presidential biographies.

My men have suffered greatly (from boredom), much blood has been shed (by mosquitoes), and I have swung my ax mightily (chopping firewood). Surely we have earned our place in the annals of history—for never has there been so little war in a war.


…Abe didn’t say a word. He made straight for his journal and wrote down a single sentence. One that would radically alter the course of his life, and bring a fledgeling nation to the brink of collapse.
I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

I think any period in history can be adapted into interesting fiction, as long as you approach the actual history with respect.

Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood

If you're Stephen King and you have a massive body of huge-selling well-respected work, you can pivot and do whatever you want. I don't have that body of work, I don't have that audience that's comfortable with me enough yet to follow my bliss with me.