I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird.

Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.

However, it has long been said that "my enemy's enemy is my friend.

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.

I wrote one terrible manuscript after another for a decade and I guess they gradually got a little less terrible. But there were many, many unpublished short stories, abandoned screenplays and novels... a Library of Congress worth of awful literature.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.