I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

If you're Stephen King and you have a massive body of huge-selling well-respected work, you can pivot and do whatever you want. I don't have that body of work, I don't have that audience that's comfortable with me enough yet to follow my bliss with me.

We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.