How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax.

This planet has rejuvenated itself over and over again. Its species are just witnesses. [Earth] is going to reclaim itself once it tires of us. And all that will be left are the bones.

God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions.

I love acting. Acting's always been my first love. I grew up watching multi-camera television shows... And I thought I would absolutely be in for that.