There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

I was four years old when I saw 'Star Wars,' and it has been significantly important throughout my entire life.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.

How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.

On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.

I think people always appreciate somebody else's informed educated opinion. To the degree that anybody with a computer can offer a journalistic point of view whether or not they have a degree, it sort of alters the validity of you have to place on anyone's individual comment.