The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.

Most of all, I loved seeing Princess Leia strangling you at the end of Return of the Jedi.

Over the last four years, I've made a habit of coming into my office in the morning and just getting to work.

I had been acting since I was seven years old, but I had a combination of things happen at about the same time. 'Austin Powers' came out on DVD, I got a series regular gig on 'Buffy' and 'Can't Hardly Wait' came out.

Three or four years ago, I got really caught up in the movies people were making, the opportunities they were getting, and I was looking at them with bitterness. As soon as I decided that their career was their career and mine was mine and I would have to serve myself, my attitude changed. I'm as normal as you can be in these circumstances.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.