Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television.

You would not want me on your football team.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.