Every year, the Friday before the new Saturday-morning shows would premiere, the networks would do this big preview special, and I was always glued to the TV. As horrible as they were, they were entertaining at the time. There was a lot of showmanship from the networks based around the new lineup.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

Most of the outrage comes from not the public, but from the media, the press and writers.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing.