If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

There are people on staff who have made that point, that the upside to a second Bush term is that it makes 'American Dad' work better. To me, the price is too high. I would gladly give up the comedy to have a President Kerry. But you work with what you have.

I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.

'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.

Character I want to be: "Blunt Talk's".