There are times when I'm under the weather and the corporate machine tries to put me in the recording booth anyway. It's always up to me to say, 'Guys, listen to me, listen to what I sound like. I'm not myself.'

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.