It's nice to win an award, I would assume. I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do.

It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.

People make fun of what I'm eating because they can tell I hate it. They know I am not happy eating healthy food. I look miserable - I look like I would rather be eating something else.

I hadn't done a comedy for a while. I had directed a very low budget movie called The Ape and it was playing at a festival in Austin. Judd [Apatow] was there and he came and saw it and it's kind of funny.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.

It's always funny to find what people's button is.