Though my wife thinks I'm mad, I know I'll drop my daughter to the parties she's invited to. I'll want her friends to say, "Wow what a handsome father you have!" When she's with her boyfriend in the backseat of our car, I'll be at the wheel, driving her around.

There is no religion of terrorism.

Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.

Sometimes you need to let people feel important by disliking you. It's their little happiness.

If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards

If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.

Live now, live today - don't be bound by rules, live your own dream.