... If we don't tell strange stories, when something strange happens we won't believe it.

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE: RAPUNZEL For horse thieving, kidnapping, jail breaking, and using her hair in a manner other than nature intended! REWARD

They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh.

If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.

Oh, but I like my geese. Like cats, they can't be told what to do, and like dogs, they're loyal, and like people, they talk every chance they get.

Saying my story makes me want to change it, make it sound pretty the way I do with the stories I tell the workers. I'd like it to have a beginning as grand as a ball and an ending in a whisper, like a mother tucking in a child for sleep.

Razo knew he was best at nothing, except maybe cramming two cherries into a single nostril.