I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.

I'm the master marketer.

I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

He's got a ring, so I'm taking home the trophy.