I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.

You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

I'll hit them when it matters.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

It matters in a fatherly way.

Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.