It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it.

Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.'

He doesn't need advice on how to play his position, but he needs advice on how to play team ball... If it's going to be my team, I'll voice my opinion. If he don't like it, he can opt out.

Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!

Their unselfishness, the way they play and their poise factor. When you never panic, that's a great sign.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.

The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don't know anything about him, and it's kinda sad.