We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.

As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.

I'm George Bush. I'm the president.

Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.

(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.