We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics.

Thank God I had two parents who loved me enough to stay on my case.

I'm the master marketer.

I'm George Bush. I'm the president.

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?