I'll take 14 out of 15 any day of the week, any week of the month, any month of the year, any year of the century. I don't know what comes after century.

Why aren't the Nets playing in Newark?

When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.

Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!

I have never been a shooter.

Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.