I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.

That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore.

I just want to keep people entertained.

I want to be strong, dominant. Like Wilt Chamberlain.

A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I'll have one.