I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.

I don't ever want to grow up. I guess I'm like Peter Pan. Grown-ups have problems. I want to stay happy.

I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.

Everything is done out of respect, whether it's a cheer or a boo.