I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, 'This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.' I'm like, 'Nice to meet you.' I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times.

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

I said what I felt, and people try to control people. But you can never control me. I'm a 31-year-old juvenile delinquent. Nobody can control me.