I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.

They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged.

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the medulla oblongata. I've got a lot up there. I've got a lot of knowledge... in this medulla oblongata.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.