I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.

When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked myself a question: 'How come people like Mike? How come they like Magic? How come they like Bird? How come they don't like the big guys?' So I just throw a little bit of what they were doing. You smile, you act crazy and silly. And I think people like me because I'm different. I've always been a class clown type of guy. It comes natural.

(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

They won't talk to you because I'm undercover.

Flash, take the game off. I'll go out and do the work.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.