You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.

I just want to keep people entertained.

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else.

As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.

(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.