I failed at the biggest things there are in life. I failed in my health, I failed in my marriage, I failed in everything, and I've picked myself up and gone on.

Once you've had your life burn down, it takes time to be a Phoenix.

You can only sleep your way to the middle; you have to claw your way to the top.

When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'

I was a short order cook in a pool hall in college. So I am the fastest cook in the world.

I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.

I am ready for love but I'm not desperately seeking it.