When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'

A lot of actresses will just go, "I'm 35." And I thought, " I'm not doing that." I like being 40.

Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

I was a short order cook in a pool hall in college. So I am the fastest cook in the world.

I don't think Julia Roberts is as innocent as her image suggests. You have to be a really smart cookie to create an image as clean and pure and on-the-money as hers.

When you're a regular gal, you look in the rearview mirror, and in the bright daylight you see that line around your mouth, but when you're an actress and you see that line up on the big screen, it's, like, seven feet long.

I can't tell you how many doctors try to sell me a facelift. I've even gone as far as having someone talk me into it, but when I went over and looked at pictures of myself, I thought 'What are they going to lift?' . . Frankly, I think that in the art of aging well there's this sexuality to having those imperfections. It's sensual.