If you act like you know what you're going, you can do anything you want - except neurosurgery.

You think, I love more everyday. I love more everyday, more everyday, I couldn't possibly love any more, I'm going to blow up. And then you blow up. Your chest actually starts to hurt. You love so much you think I can't love any more. And then you love so much more than you ever dreamed possible.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Men put me on a pedestal, then never come to visit.

Watching children grow up, you learn a lot about life and about being a better person - you learn a lot about what's really important in the world and what isn't.

The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's funnier; nobody is smarter than Albert Brooks.

Divorce is hard and painful and complicated, and something you have to grow through.