Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

To be happy, to make other people happy, to get into movie production more and probably to give some other people the chances that I had, to carry on enjoying being a mum and never to stop having flowers bought for me. I've still got a long way to go.

When I was young, all I wanted to be was a movie star. At a certain point, I started to grow up and really care about what I did.

Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids.

Realise when you are 'middle aged' you have a chance for a whole second career, another love, another life.

All you have to do is wear a hat, dark glasses and carry a Greek newspaper.