It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.
Life seems to be a choice between two wrong answers.
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.
Some people are born to fit the times.
Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.
Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.