I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics.

I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!!

I don't back down for anybody.

Available on all video game systems: Playstation 475, Ybox, and Wii 3 4000.

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

Lord knows, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true!

If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard!