Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!

I will give you a show that you've never ever seen before, why?...Because I can

Don't hunt what you can't kill

I was always hurting to some extent, but never really cared about it. Now, I do care, because I have a reason to be healthy. I want to be able to chase my son around the yard; I want to be able to chase my wife around the house.

I'm a real American baby!

See! I just kicked Stan!!!

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