Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?

At night my mind does not much care if what it thinks is here or there. It tells me stories, it invents and makes up things that don't make sense. I do not know why it does this stuff. The real world seems quite weird enough.

Beware of being the roller / When there's nothing left to roll

If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!

Runny's Nicpic One day Runny Babbit Met little Franny Fog. He said, "Let's have a nicpic Down by the lollow hog." He brought some cutter bookies, Some teanuts and some pea. And what did Franny Fog bring? Her whole fog framily.

If there is a book you want to read but isn`t written yet,write it.

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.