Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?

Just 'cause somethin' ain't been done Don't mean it can't be did.

Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.

My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.

Early bird Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate. If you’re a bird, be an early bird— But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

If we meet and I say, "Hi," That's a salutation. If you ask me how I feel, That's a consideration. If we stop and talk awhile, That's a conversation. If we understand each other, That's communication. If we argue, scream and fight, That's an altercation. If later we apologize, That's a reconciliation. If we help each other home, That's cooperation. And all these ations added up Make civilization. (And if I say this is a wonderful poem, Is that exaggeration?)