I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.

How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em.

No teacher, preacher, parent, friend, or wise man can decide what's right for you.

Whatever you are is all okay. I don't like you anyway.

If you're nasty, I won't fight. If you're rough, well that's just you. If you're mean, that's alright too. Whatever you are is all okay. I don't like you anyway.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

everything isn't everything