There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in the fish And his big hairy paws In the buttery dish, He's nibbling the noodles, And munching the rice, He's slurping the soda, He's licking the ice. And he lets out a roar If you open the door. And it gives me a scare To know he's in there-- That Polary Bear In our Fridgitydaire.

Sometimes I get so depressed 'Bout what I haven't done. -NEVER

I was always prepared for success but that means that I have to be prepared for failure, too.

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?

And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

If you are a dreamer come in