What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

It was missing a piece. And it was not happy. So it set off in search of its missing piece. And as it rolled it sang this song - "Oh I'm lookin' for my missin' piece I'm lookin' for my missin' piece Hi-dee-ho, here I go, Lookin' for my missin' piece.

I will not play at tug o' war, I'd rather play at hug o' war

God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?" . . . . "How much do I get? What time is lunch?" . . . . "Gimme back that wheel," says God. "I don't think you're quite ready yet."

And he didn't really know where he was going, but he did know he was going somewhere, because you really have to go somewhere, don't you?

why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid. Why try to make me like you? Why are you hurt when I don't cuddle? Why do you sigh when I splash through a puddle? Why do you scream when I do what I did? Im a kid.

Underneath my outside face There's a face that none can see. A little less smiley, A little less sure, But a whole lot more like me.