You don't have to shoot me," says the young lion. "I will be your rug and I will lie in front of your fireplace and I won't move a muscle and you can sit on me and toast all the marshmallows you want. I love marshmallows.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

If you're a bird, be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late.

would you like to hear the night i bravely fought the- no? alright

It was missing a piece. And it was not happy. So it set off in search of its missing piece. And as it rolled it sang this song - "Oh I'm lookin' for my missin' piece I'm lookin' for my missin' piece Hi-dee-ho, here I go, Lookin' for my missin' piece.

And the boy loved the tree.......very much. And the tree was happy.

Don’t know where he’s going but sees where he’s been.