I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.

I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop.

My whole act is confession.

If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?' And eventually he dies of thirst.

We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.