I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.
Shelley BermanThe most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms.
Shelley BermanIf you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?' And eventually he dies of thirst.
Shelley BermanThe old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.
Shelley Berman