If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee.

I've helped people get rid of headaches by placing my hand on their forehead, and backaches by placing my hand on their back. It's a powerful example of love that really works.

It's harder to write two people happy and in love than two people fighting and driving each other crazy.

Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone?

If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives, you can only win.

I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich.

In television, and especially in a situation comedy, you kind of play yourself, or at least the essence of yourself.