That's the whole point of life, you know? To meet new people.

Is God a man or a woman? God could be an armadillo. I have no idea.

When you construct a mix tape, the first song you come out with has to be a barnburner.

Is revenge a circle inside of a circle inside of a circle?

The cello looks like a woman to me. And, you know, the curves. And so I am in a way, and it's funny to admit this, I am sexually attracted to the cello, the curves really get me. So as I watched him play, you know, Yo Yo Ma is sort of making love to a beautiful woman.

Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions.

Poverty doesn’t give you strength or teach you lessons about perseverance. No, poverty only teaches you how to be poor.